29 May 2009 @ 06:21 am

I sat my restricted driver licence test yesterday, at the grand old age of 28. The timing though not deliberate, seems apt.

Young guys in their cars statistically die more often between 16 and 25, and I’m past that. Rock stars die at 27, so  I’m free of that obstacle too. In more ways than age.

I was always convinced when younger I’d die in a car accident - my suspicion was it wouldn’t be whilst I was in a car, but cycling or jaywalking, but I figured with accident rates as they are for young guys, my rock star ambitions and the fact I grew up in a car-less family in a flat city, I’d be better off not getting behind the wheel too soon.

Still, there was never any conscious decision to wait this long - I began learning in 2003, with lessons from Rob - as a part of my post-freakout/Aropax, get in line phase - which never got beyond practise drives around Flagstaff. The theory was if we (I) hit anyone, the family would either be nice and rich enough to handle it, or evil and rich enough for us to be doing the universe a favour. Then again, getting to speed where injury was even a possibility was a problem, with my inept gear-changing skills.

I barely touched a steering wheel again till late last year, when Parker’s impending arrival, the realisation I had a real job, being past 27 and Tariqa’s … encouragement, got my motivation back up. 

I ran out of money a couple of times, and had to cancel what I thought would have been my last lesson - driving on busy motorways, lane changes and parallel parking - because Parker decided to arrive a few days earlier than we expected. That night was my first time driving by myself, which despite the disaster of getting completely lost, gave me the confidence I could actually make a car go forwards in the direction I wanted it to, etc.

Now, after spending a couple of months sometimes bussing, sometimes driving to work with the well-rehearsed (in my mind) ‘But officer, I’m 28 - I have a family - I’m not some 15-year-old hoon, I’m just trying to get to work,’ spiel ready to go, I have my restricted licence. The testing guy was a dick (’For the love of god, look out!’ when I was travelling 30km/h down an empty road towards a deserted pedestrian crossing), but gave me a pass, despite not saying a single nice thing about my driving skills from the time we met till the time we parted (where he took care to lock his door, but left the window wide open). 

I was driving home today in heavy lunchtime traffic, and realised, holy shit - I’m an Auckland commuter, in my own car, driving home from work to my family, listening to the Rolling Stones and Floyd on a Friday afternoon with the window down. 

In my defence there are no buses at 4.30am for my morning commute, and even if there were, I’m sure they’d still find a way to take 45 minutes to get to Eden Terrace. And I was listening to Bis and the Talking Heads, which are still cool. Aren’t they?

Mirrored from Radio Over Moscow.

 
 
25 May 2009 @ 09:04 pm

And in this dream, Depeche Mode recorded an acoustic album, made up songs written by Paul McCartney (music) and Mark Mothersbaugh (words). Weird… but awesome.

I’m close to finishing the Radio Over Moscow recordings. Might see if Rob’s keen to do the The Purpose of Man vocals while he’s up here for my Planet of the Apes Mid-Winter Movie Marathon (yes, it deserves capitals).

And lastly, my latest entry on Eight Track Mind is about NZ Music Month.

Mirrored from Radio Over Moscow.

 
 
19 May 2009 @ 04:31 am

Picked up the new Manics album on the weekend, and have been listening to it almost non-stop since. I’m not sure how much any of you care, but it’s good hearing James singing Richey’s words again, even knowing it’ll never happen again. It’s a grower of a record, only the first couple of songs (Peeled Apples and Jackie Collins Existential Question Time) really stand out on first listen, but the rest soon show themselves - I’d have to say apart from those two, This Joke Sport Severed, All Is Vanity and Marlon JD would be my favourites. Steve Albini’s production is nice and heavy, but it’s been given a proper shiny mix so it’s not unlistenable. Rating at 83/100 on Metacritic at the moment, which is impressive for any major label album there. Nice artwork too, and all the lyrics printed out, which made the first listen (on my big headphones after a couple of drinks) all the much more enjoyable and eye-opening.

Anyway… that morning I was trying to catch a bus to town so I could pick up the CD before work, but didn’t have enough credit on my card. I figured I might have time to get some money and race onto the next bus stop, so hoofed it to the ATM and began navigating the long-winded menu.

I then heard this woman yelling, and turned around to see she was yelling at and approaching yours truly. WTF? I thought maybe I was being robbed - checked she wasn’t holding a knife - then listened to what she was actually saying: “GET OUT OF MY BODY! I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY BODY!” Err, okay… she was shouting this whilst wearing a bum bag and rocking a boy’s haircut, waving her woollen-gloved hands in my face.

Then she attacked me - it wasn’t hard to block her blows, but it felt faintly ridiculous - I was being attacked by an insane lesbian. She then stormed off, much to the amusement of everyone standing around watching. The bus went past, and I thought shit, my bus to town, and ran off after it. I caught up, and for once the bus driver was accommodating, and pulled over for me.

All I wanted was to get my Manics album before work…

TOP TEN ALBUMS OF THE LAST… MONTH!

1. Sounds of the Universe - Depeche Mode
2. Journal for Plague Lovers - Manic Street Preachers
3. The Holy Bible - Manic Street Preachers
4. Doves - Kingdom of Rust
5. Screens - Mint Chicks
6. Day & Age - Killers
7. Years of Refusal - Morrissey
8. Modern Life Is Rubbish - Blur
9. Cardinology - Ryan Adams
10. Ray Guns Are Not Just The Future - The Bird and the Bee

Mirrored from Radio Over Moscow.

 
 
15 May 2009 @ 04:41 am

I’m reading a book at the moment (Shock! Horror! But I’ll have you know I used to read like… some kind of reading… machine…), Alex James’ autobiography, Bit of a Blur. It’s entertaining, but worthless if you want any kind of insight into Blur’s songwriting and recording processes.

As a result I’ve been relistening to Blur’s catalague (I’m not so sure about my ‘listen to every song on my iTunes in order of shortest to longest’ idea anymore), and I have to say because I had such crappy stereos and headphones as a kid, I never realised what an awesome bassist Alex is.

It’s easier to read on a bus than it is walking, which is one advantage of living out here in Avondale. The other, I suppose, is that we miss the new motorway by a kilometre or two, give or take.

In other news… Parker did his first tummy-to-back roll today! Then wouldn’t stop doing them.

Mirrored from Radio Over Moscow.

 
 
09 May 2009 @ 07:47 am

I’ve decided to listen to EVERYTHING on my iTunes. It sounds hellishly dramatic, and in some ways it is, particularly this first 10 minutes or so. Why? Because I’ve decided to listen to it from smallest file to largest - which means I’m currently privy to bursts of introductory drumbeats interspersed with short vocal pieces, comedy skits and John Lennon quotes. I know eventually it’ll become punk songs a minute long, followed by those new wave sellouts who could play for two, the perfect three-minute pop songs, the post-45″ four, the rock five, metal six, prog-rock seven, eight, nine and beyond, then a few days.. weeks… later the epic classics, followed by the full-album-downloads-noone-ever-bothered-to-cut-up and then wrongly miscast Lost fan podcasts on how Faraday will change the future I haven’t deleted by then. 

Provided I go through with this insane plan.

It’s Mothers’ Day tomorrow/today. Tariqa hates surprises, so I bought her a dress she indicated she would like, and it arrived a day or two ago with an outdated, yet impressive price tag in the triple digits. We’ve kept up this ludicrous facede it’s actually the cross trainer I bought a day or two ago, which actually cost triple digits, which is the kind of thing I’m buying cause we have all this space to fill in the new place. 

After 15 minutes of listening to my iTunes from smallest file to largest, I’m a little disturbed that I’ve heard the Who sing how worried they are little Tommy is going to be staying with paedophile Uncle Ernie three times already. Do the Faraday and tell him not to go, already!

My cross trainer hasn’t arrived yet, so despite shaving completely yesterday, I still don’t get ID-d at the supermarket. 

Next week my new, music/tech blog goes live on 3news.co.nz.  It’s called ‘Eight Track Mind’. I’ll link when it arrives.

Mirrored from Radio Over Moscow.

 
 
18 April 2009 @ 04:16 am

‘Peeled Apples’ - from the new album, Journal for Plague Lovers. Produced by Steve Albini, all the lyrics by Richey, and you can tell. I’m not sure about the song itself, but the sound is immense and just what they needed after a couple of nicely polished records.

You can find it on YouTube - no music video, cause apparently there aren’t going to be any singles.

I’m fucking excited now! New Depeche Mode in a few days, then this. Awesome.

EDIT: Another song: Jackie Collins Existential Question Time.

Mirrored from Radio Over Moscow.

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27 March 2009 @ 11:00 pm

… and they want their full-length interview taken down due to concerns over the recording of Muslim prayers. I’m not kidding - just got a call, the website I work for has been hosting a full-length interview with the band, as well as the cut version for TV, as we normally do.

It turns out half way through the interview, the band call a halt to proceedings, recorded in Morocco, as it’s prayer time for the local Muslim populace. But the camera and sound guys, whom I’m pretty sure were a local crew (don’t quote me on that), didn’t stop recording.

I’m sure it’s out of respect, ’cause they’re good dudes and all that, but I’m still gonna say U2: SCARED OF THE MUSLIMS for the googles.

Mirrored from Radio Over Moscow.

 
 
26 February 2009 @ 10:43 am
Is it wrong that I'm excited about this band?



Yes, that's Bun E Carlos from Cheap Trick, James Iha from Smashing Pumpkins, Taylor Hanson from err, Hanson, and Adam with the unspellable last name from Fountains of Wayne.

And yes, it's a real band. 

Can I get a WTF from everyone?
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20 February 2009 @ 10:11 am
As a part of the New Zealand Internet Blackout in protest against the ridiculous 'guilt by accusation' law about to come into force (I think it's amazing they've managed to write a law that is both draconian and absolutely toothless at the same time), the folks at Creative Freedom NZ have organised the Copywrong Song: Remix Challenge.

Basically, it's a piece of music by Disasteradio and Mike Corb of which they've uploaded the individual tracks, inviting people to remix it and upload it for others to check out. The song itself is a cheesy but sweet little number about the idiocy and wrongfulness of the law change, so this morning I had a go, and this is what I got (right-click, save as):

Copywrong (luna spark remix - loud master)

Copywrong (luna spark remix - quiet master)

Legal bit:

This song has been released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 New Zealand License, which means that it is FREE for you to download, share, copy, distribute, sell, remix, and sample provided that you:

Attribute the work to the Creative Freedom Foundation including the url http://creativefreedom.org.nz
Share Alike: If you alter, transform, or build upon this work, you may distribute the resulting work but remember that other people get to remix your work too!

EDIT: In a grand piece of irony, MySpace won't let me use a black square as the icon for the song, claiming: "There was an error: "Photos may not contain nudity, violent or offensive material, or copyrighted images. If you violate these terms your account will be deleted."

WTF?!
 
 
08 February 2009 @ 09:24 pm


My second go at using MIDI instruments outside of Songsmith. Bon Jovi - Dead or Alive.

 
 
07 February 2009 @ 09:32 am


This was my first experiment in using the MIDI Songsmith produced and running it through other, non-Songsmith MIDI instruments. It sounds like Dragonforce raping Blondie.




This is the Killers, yep.
 
 
28 January 2009 @ 11:22 pm


Anything Metallica = massive hits on Youtube. So let's see how this goes.

 
 
27 January 2009 @ 12:13 am


Too much fun. I'm getting shiatloads of views on Youtube too - there are others I've made (some with videos, some without due to copyright/syncing problems) here.


 
 
25 January 2009 @ 08:25 pm
Queen - We Will Rock You, salsa style.



Muse - Supermassive Black Hole, big band style.



Metallica - Ride the Lightning, electro style (couldn't do a video for this one, as I had to mess around with the vocals just to get them in time with the music. Songsmith gave up composing halfway through and just stayed on D and G for three minutes, so I had to quite a bit of post editing on it too).


 
 
23 January 2009 @ 06:51 pm

I call it 'The Ballad of El Scorcho'. I had to slightly speed up and slow parts of the backing track to keep it in time - I couldn't touch the vocals (apart from the frantic middle section that just didn't fit) or they'd go out with the video. I think I've done it pretty seamlessly though!

This next one was my first attempt. Enjoy...or something,

And one last one - Muse. I've had a very productive day!

 
 
23 January 2009 @ 12:28 am
If you only click one random link this year, make it this one. Then go to Youtube and find more. I'm in tears. This is a new era in music.
 
 
30 December 2008 @ 12:25 am
For actual top albums lists and new years resolutions... or vague ideas that would be nice in that regard.

I know I've done a top albums list already, but that's based on my "weekly" top ten thingees, and this is just my choosing. I haven't written much else recently, but my wrist is a bit farked (physio on Wednesday, and ACC still haven't approved it - took a week for their 'maybe' letter to arrive, which was sent a week and a half after the busting) and yeah. We've bought loads of baby things (and spent at least half, perhaps more of the car's value on safety and baby-related modifications), spent our Christmas gift vouchers on highly practical concerns and only gone out to see one movie.In the past week. Anyway, this is list is only 2008, of course.

1. LadyHawke - S/T
2. Portishead - Third
3. My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges
4. Scars on Broadway - S/T
5. Last Shadow Puppets - Age of the Understatement
6. Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy
7. Oasis - Dig Out Your Soul
8. Supergrass - Diamond Hoo Ha
9. Duffy - Rockferry
10. Metallica - Death Magnetic
11. REM - Accelerate
12. Sia - Some People Have Real Problems
13. Weezer - The Red Album
14. Kings of Leon - Only By The Night
15. The Killers - Day And Age
16. Ryan Adams - Cardinology
17. Coldplay - Viva La Vida
18. Kanye West - 808s and Heartbreak
19. TV On The Radio - Dear Science
20. Friendly Fires - S/T

Bubbling about: Primal Scream - Beautiful Future, Fleet Foxes - S/T, The Stills - Oceans Will Rise.

New Years Resolutions: None. You can't promise 'change' when you're a month or two away from the biggest change in life you can imagine; but I'd like to lose 10kg by the end of 2009. That's all.

Besides. just finishing the vocal stage of the new album will be a miracle...
 
 
Current Music: Seinfeld
 
 
20 December 2008 @ 10:27 am
Here's the 3 News' team's top albums of 2008, including yours truly. It's my 'top of my head' list, not my scientifically formulated list, which'll probably be up later :)
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28 November 2008 @ 12:06 pm
I suppose instead of posting silly pics and random bits it's about time I should actually make a classic LJ entry with what's actually happening in my life, etc etc. As boring as that is.

Well... after months of bitching, I finally did something about the taxi situation at work. Basically, up until recently, everyone in the news dept got company-paid taxis home if they were working late, and us in the online dept didn't, despit the fact on most nights we're the last ones to leave, usually between 12am and 1am, and at least two of us at any one time have 5am starts. I was at the company orientation day (seven months after starting!) on Wednesday last week, and the bigwigs were giving their 'online is the future and vitally important to the business' speeches. I didn't want to stick my hand up and make a scene during the presentation, but when one of them wandered over to our group during morning tea, with the encouragement of the other online people there I decided to speak up.

I simply asked her why, if we're so important and the future of the business, were we paid the least and not given carparks so are basically forced to walk home in the middle of the night...? And to my surprise, she said when the taxi system was rejigged a couple of months ago, we were meant to be included - funny, cause we all remember when the system was rejigged, and how we were first told we had taxis, then when we went to claim them we were told it was a mistake, and we didn't get them.

But now we do, and it's awesome - no more dodging drunks and oddballs in the middle of the night on the way home!

So that's pretty boring to anyone but us online people I suppose. I suppose I've also been a bit reluctant to write recently because we've had a few baby-related headaches, which is nothing any of you need to know about in any specific detail. We're pretty confident it's all worry and stress over nothing, but it's been a reminder having a baby certainly isn't the easiest thing in the world. It's the kind of thing that would never have been noticed before ultrasound was around, and the docs don't really know too much about, but reading about it on the net it seems the overriding vast majority of experiences end in completely normal babies, so yeah. Don't stress, cause we don't need anymore of that.

The house is slowly beginning to show signs of an impending mini-Dan though. Unfortunately, the cats seem to think the house is slowly beginning to show signs of cat domination, as you can see to the right.

[info]tariqa  went and saw The Phantom of the Opera the other night, so you should tell her to post something about it.

TOP TEN ALBUMS OF THE LAST 3 WEEKS!

1. Chinese Democracy - Guns n' Roses (I never thought I'd be able to write that)
2. LadyHawke - LadyHawke
3. Friendly Fires - Friendly Fires
4. Dig Out Your Soul - Oasis
5. Only by the Night - Kings of Leon
6. Dear Science - TV On the Radio
7. Friendly Fires - Friendly Fires
8. 808s and Heartbreak - Kanye West
9. Electric Arguments - The Fireman
10. Day & Age - The Killers

Despite the ridiculous autotuning on the Kanye West album - even when he's rapping - there's something about it which makes it all work. I suppose it's the singular, consistent vision of the album, it kind of exists in its own world or something. Best track? 'Paranoid'. It's full-on electro-pop, but without sampling Daft Punk or anything. I tried the autotune on my own vocals for the new stuff, but as it's not as electro as Kanye's stuff, I couldn't really get it to fit in.

And Chinese Democracy? It's a good album, surprisingly enough. And perhaps even more surprisingly, it's not overly compressed and brick-walled like 99% of other hard rock albums nowadays. You can actually hear how brilliant the production is, and the songs ain't bad either - particularly 'Sorry', 'Better', and the Beatles-esque 'Catcher in the Rye'. And the guitar solo on 'Shackler's Revenge' is bizarro - I assume that's Buckethead's work.
 
 
25 November 2008 @ 10:31 pm
I suppose if even his family thinks he's dead, I should probably give up hope too. Here's the Manics' appearance on TOTP playing 'Faster' - apparently they broke the Sex Pistols' record for most complaints to the BBC or something that day.



Awesome. But the news comes with a silver lining - the Manics are recording their new album with STEVE ALBINI, and using leftover Richey lyrics. That could be all kinds of awesome.
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