14 May 2008 @ 02:39 pm
Last night at work someone switched one of the TVs on to Alt TV, unfortunately right in the middle of Lisa Lewis' naked news thing. Pretty much the first thing that almost everyone said, and almost at the same time, was 'fake'. Yep, her tits are completely the wrong shape. We didn't turn the volume up, so didn't get to hear what she was like, but if it was anything like her appearance on Campbell, I can't imagine she'll be much of a threat to Sam, as she said she would be.

I went to the Kiwi Takeaways place on New North/Symonds St for tea, and for the third time in a row, they didn't take the tomato out of my fishburger. I know he knows to take it out, as he repeats the instruction 'no tomato' to himself every time, yet always leaves it in. What if I was allergic to tomatoes? My taste buds certainly are.
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14 May 2008 @ 02:56 pm
And this just in, Larry Baldock is a cock. He is wasting everyone's time with stupid petitions asking for referenda on such stupid questions as "Should the Government give urgent priority to understanding and addressing the wider causes of family breakdown, family violence and child abuse in New Zealand?"

Why is this a waste of time? Because the answer is wholly unidentifiable in a political context. It could even be argued that the Govt is already giving urgent priority to understanding and addressing the wider causes of family breakdown, family violence and child abuse in New Zealand by taking away the parenting defence in child abuse cases and redirecting tax dollars to families instead of individuals... but try telling Baldock that, and he'll certainly disagree.

Which is the whole problem with his idiotic petition: there's no clear course of action to take, even if the country votes overwhelmingly in favour of it. It's not like 'shall we ban nuclear weapons?' or  'should we can GST?'. It's fucking around, attention-seeking pseduo-Christian bollocks. Replacing 'Christian values' with 'family values' is a deceit akin to the rebranding of creationism as 'intelligent design'.

Admit it, Larry. You just want to beat your children and get away with it. Quit wasting everyone's time and money.