I've totally pillaged this link in a fascist fashion from a mate's Facebook... but how awesome would this be?! Mid '90s me, meet mid '00s me. Now, get along, get drunk and be careful at whom you request Wonderwall. If this is Paul's idea of a pre-April Fools' Day joke, fuck him.

Apparently, this is the highest (competition) score of Scrabble ever played.



Now, two out of three Scrabble (or similar legally-dubious spinoffs) games I play nowadays are considered high-scoring if we both surpass 300 points.

Like a test match, perhaps... okay, no more burns on the Black Caps.