I got up this morning with the intention of doing some washing and whatnot, but for some reason I picked up the acoustic guitar and a song fell out, so I'm not sure if I'll get any washing done now. Totally worth it though if it means I'm the first person to ever write a song with the word 'stabby' in the second verse.

A Long, Long, Long, Long Time Ago (low quality. mono mp3, safe for dial-up or capped broadband like I'm working under).