obidankenobi ([info]obidankenobi) wrote,
@ 2008-04-18 20:31:00
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Entry tags:internet surveys, journalism, music, work

I've done that just as badly
Ryan Adams has dyed his hair blonde.

Anyway, I've completed my first week at TV3 - how fast did the week go, goddamn!? I suppose that's what you get when you get a job you actually like and isn't the same thing over and over and over, and you know you're at pretty much the bottom and can only go up.

I got a small kick today to see a headline I wrote appear as the lead in news.google.co.nz's Sci/Tech section. I wasn't expecting it, and only wrote it an hour earlier, so to stumble across it randomly was pretty cool.

I have a huge list of things to do tomorrow - get a bike pump, fix bike, remove bike from Vulcan Lane, buy a jacket and a man bag, get receipts /quotes for stolen gear, drop off store key to Saturday staff, buy some blank CDs (optional), check mail, return library books, and maybe get a haircut. I'm not going to do things in that order, though cause that'd be inefficient.

I came across this article through Fark, and thought it'd make a good 'meme' of sorts. It's supposedly a list of 'obsolete' skills - how many do you still use?


  • Changing the ribbon on a typewriter

    Last time I did this was probably 2002/3. I had a typewriter for typing out 'final' versions of lyrics, before I had a computer.

  • Rewinding audio or video cassettes

    Did this a month or two back, to watch some cricket or Lost or something. Hardest part was rearranging all the leads to make it work.

  • Adjusting the rabbit ears on your TV set

    I last had rabbit ears in... 2001/2, when I was living downstairs, a whole floor from the aerial.

  • Checking your beeper

    I've never done this.

  • Formatting a floppy disk

    Was probably four or five years ago, at a guess. My current computer doesn't even have a disk drive, I don't think.

  • Having to put www in front of every URL

    Some websites still need this, like my AUT log-in last year.

  • Loading film into a camera

    This is one I haven't done in a while, maybe 5 years, but some pros still swear by film.

  • Using a darkroom

    As above. I used one at tech, about nine years ago.

  • Licking stamps

    Well, stamps don't wet themselves... so this still happens regularly.

  • Paying with a check

    I don't think I've ever paid with a cheque, so it was obsolete by the time EFTPOS came along.

  • Using a pay phone

    Sometimes you're out of credit, but I don't think I've used one in a few years. I'd use them more if they still took coins, though.

  • Looking up a business in the Yellow Pages

    Online, I've done it occasionally. I think I used the actual Yellow Pages to look up a taxi when I was in Wellington last month actually.

  • Switching from TV to Game Mode on the box behind the TV

    Sometimes I have to rearrange leads...

  • Blowing into a dusty Nintendo cartridge to make it work

    I blew into my (now deceased) PS1 at work to make it read discs better earlier this year.

  • Using the Dewey Decimal System to find a book

    Well, that's how they're arranged, so how else would I find a book?! This isn't obsolete.

  • Winding your watch

    I haven't worn a watch permanently in about two decades.

  • Long division (other than for school)

    Despite my maths achievements at school (captain of winning Waimaths team 1992, 93% in School Cert, when I was 14, etc etc) I don't think I ever properly mastered long division, embarrassingly enough...

  • Calling the radio station to find out what song that was

    I did this a month or two ago - I was in the car, and wanted to know (turned out to be Glass Candy).

  • Ripping the trim with the holes off the sides of computer paper

    Is this really a skill? Well, I haven't done it in about 15 years anyway.

  • Calling someone collect

    I'm not sure I've ever done this. But how is it an obsolete skill?

  • Replacing tape in your answering machine

    Never done this.

  • Threading a filmstrip

    I haven't done that since primary school, probably.

  • Popping popcorn with hot oil

    I never liked doing this back in the day - but it was worth it. But microwaves are much easier and they don't burn you as much.

  • Heating a ``TV Dinner'' in the oven

    I used to cook microwave pies in the oven, but not for a few years now...

  • Getting up to manually change the channel

    Sometimes, the remote gets lost in the couch. Or, like at work today, there are four remotes and no one knows which one it is that makes the volume work.

  • Repairing a television set

    Cheaper to get a new one, isn't it?

  • Sharpening a razor blade

    As above...

  • Adding water to car batteries

    Batteries take water?! This one sounds obsolete due to some application of the Darwin Award, if you ask me...

  • Riding a single-speed bike

    It's not much of a skill compared to riding a proper bike.

  • Setting the time on a VCR

    There are so many things around with the time on them, there's no point - considering its always the first in line to be unplugged when something else needs power.

  • Downloading music from the original Napster

    Well, that's not so much obsolete as non-existent.

  • Putting tape over the punched-out holes on a VCR tape so you can use it again

    People consider that a skill? I probably last did it when I recorded that Lost/cricket.

  • Using correction fluid

    I hardly write with a pen anymore - I saw my handwriting at work today and realised I had to concentrate in order to make it legible, even to myself.

  • Putting a nickel on the tone arm of a record player to keep it from skipping

    I never knew of this trick - damn, that's not obsolete if it still works!

  • Placing the needle at the beginning of a song on a vinyl record without making a scratching noise

    I played REM's Green a couple of months back on vinyl, and if you're gonna go to the lengths of listening to something on vinyl, you've gotta have the scratchy noise.

  • Popping in a flash cube

    I still remember the camera my mum had when I was a kid, those flash cubes were expensive. Popped in flash batteries no more than six or seven years ago, but cubes? Twenty.

  • Using a choke

    Chokes are only obsolete if you have something better, like a dropkick or a sleeper hold. I probably last used a choke in one of my childhood fights with my brother.

  • Cleaning a vinyl record

    You don't clean them. The scratches are supposed to be there. And you've still got to clean CDs every now and then.

  • Defrosting the refrigerator

    I've done this LOADS of times... accidentally... but why is it obsolete?

  • Refilling a fountain pen

    I'm sure this became obsolete 30 years before I was born.

  • Using carbon paper to make copies

    Well, I've done this hundreds of time over the last few years - creating transfer invoices for stock. What easier way to create multiple copies is there than carbon paper?

  • Changing tracks on an 8-track tape

    Once again, obsolete before I was born...

  • Taping songs off the radio onto a cassette tape

    I was the master of this back in the day. Last time I did it? Probably ten years ago - I'd long graduated to getting CDs from the library and taping songs I liked onto tapes using my mum's friend's CD-tape player by then...

  • Sniffing freshly mimeographed tests

    What now?

  • Sending a handwritten letter

    I wrote one to my nana last year, actually. I'm not sure she uses the email.

  • Writing in cursive

    I could never do this, and never needed it, so it was obsolete from the start.

  • Mowing the yard with a non-powered push mower (May be coming back, though ...)

    I think we're going to get one of these at our new place, actually. Otherwise, never done it...

  • Milk deliveries

    I remember this happening all the time, and somewhere along the way it stopped, and I only just noticed! Woah.

  • Manually entering prices into an old-fashioned cash register

    I still see this in shit bakeries, but haven't done it since I was at Hindsight CDs in 2001/2.

  • Cleaning the head of your VCR

    It doesn't need cleaning, the scratches are supposed to be there, etc... But I did sell a VHS cleaning kit to a lady a few weeks ago.

  • Crawling under the door of a pay toilet

    WTF?! When was this not obsolete?! How does it become obsolete?! Weird.



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